Tuesday, January 31, 2006
My Bold Prediction
The MSM Clown Brigade will spend the evening drooling all over the lying fraud.
I think I’ll be drinking tonight.
Sunday, January 29, 2006
Assclown: The Final Episode
Well, it’s been quite a run, but the job of tracking the trajectory of Assclown’s nose into Bush’s asshole has just become too hard on me and my family. I just can’t keep up with Assclown anymore. I have to live my life.
But fear not, Assclown will return occasionally for special episodes.
And I hear an Assclown spinoff might be in the works.
Stay tuned.
Friday, January 27, 2006
NBC = GOP
|Thursday, January 26, 2006
Assclown: Un-Fucking-Hinged
Jeezus!
Assclown is just a complete shill for the administration.
WTF?
Luckily the fact-based media watchdogs are all over his lying, dissembling, GOP-suckling ass.
Photogate
|Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Assclown Under Siege
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Storyline Trumps Story
|Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Assclown: Gettin’ “Real” with Delay
|Monday, January 23, 2006
Smithantics Jumps the Shark
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Jackie Boy
Wouldn’t this be delicious?
Yep, pretty much all I care about at the moment is the prospect of a big, ugly Abramoff shitstorm hitting BushCo.
Bring it!
(Regarding the photos of Bush with Abramoff, I have heard a persuasive argument that this could be a classic Rovian trap: For whatever reason, the photos don’t meet the hype, and the White House and its trained media poodles use the dud photos to demonstrate that the whole Abramoff affair is much ado about nothing. Sound like a stretch? You might remember that Rathergate pretty much took the entire AWOL issue off the table.)
Saturday, January 21, 2006
Smile….
May I offer you a little slice of hope?
If true, I wonder what contortions of logic and molestations of dignity Assclown and Co. will employ to spin this as a positive for Bush — and as further evidence that liberalism is bin Ladenism.
I wish I were exaggerating.
Friday, January 20, 2006
Nothing to See Here, Move Along
Paul Krugman:
So I have a question for my colleagues in the news media: Why isn't the decision by the White House to stonewall on the largest corruption scandal since Warren Harding considered major news?Yeah, why fucking not?
Enough of this shit.
Opposition is Terrorism
According to the boot-licking media swine who run cover for the worst administration in history —an administration that has made a disaster of virtually everything it has touched and has exponentially increased terrorism — people like me are in league with bin Laden.
This is precisely what a descent into fascism looks like.
Thursday, January 19, 2006
MSM: On Bended Knee
In terms of news consumption, I’ve reached a point where I have pretty much a zero attention span for anything that does not spell big trouble for BushCo. Really, nothing else matters politically to me at this point.
Most unfortunately, the MSM is running interference for the rat criminal bastards.
History will not be kind to the collaborators.
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Lying Little Douche
Little Scotty is stonewalling the American people’s right to know the extent of Abramoff’s influence in the White House. This, combined with the growing fury over the illegal spying on Americans, has great potential to do serious harm to BushCo. Shit, Bob "lynch Clinton for the blowjob" Barr is going after the rat bastards!
Bring the pain.
(Question for the trolls: Does BushCo just get a free pass with you guys for everything? Are you that fucking stubborn and dense? Jeezus Christ, step away from the fucking Kool-Aid wagon.)
Friday, January 13, 2006
Idiots
Last month I linked to this brilliant essay by Salon's Peter Daou on the scandal-proof Bush Presidency.
Well, here’s another must-read Daou piece in which he spells out how a real opposition party would operate.
Jeezus H. Christ the Dems are fucking clueless.
The White Cocktail Napkin of Surrender
|Thursday, January 12, 2006
He’s Gonna be Pissed!
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Punked
Today’s Buzzflash headline says it all. The Dems are getting rolled again. The lying, racist, fascist little twerp is as good as confirmed to the highest court of the land.
The past means nothing. It’s fucking Groundhog Day
Incredibly, BushCo enjoys an endless reservoir of trust among the Dems and the media bobbleheads. Every morning memories are erased and the slate is wiped clean. There is nothing that this administration can do (e.g., lie the country into war, criminally mismanage the war, drop the ball on Katrina, etc., etc.) to diminish this trust, or ignite the so-called opposition party into action. The criminal thug president's nominee to the Supreme Court-— a documented liar, misogynist, racist, and advocate for an imperial presidency — is treated to sham confirmation hearings in the Senate, followed by certain appointment to the bench.
True politics are extinct in America. They have been replaced by the pretension of a two-party system.
And forget about a popular awakening. Material abundance trumps the revolution.
We're in desperate need of a hero.
Monday, January 09, 2006
GOP Talking Point Dispenser
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Laptop Pattons
Please take a couple minutes to read Digby’s deep chickenhawk analysis.
Devastating, infuriating, terrifying.
Jack Who?
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Fascist Demon
I haven’t commented at all on “Scalito,” namely because other blogs – especially Daily Kos – do such a great job with the heavy lifting on this subject.
And really, this blog is all about lazy cliffnotes of rage. So, borrowing from Atrios’s borrowings, here’s what you need to know about the man:
A) He will seek to overturn Roe v. Wade
B) He will be a life-long spear-carrier for the imperial presidency
C) He's an admitted liar
D) He treats women like girls under the parental control of their husbands
E) He seems to have missed the revolutionary war and the constitution
F) He will say anything to get the job
The Dems will play tough for a few days and then wave him through (I’ll eat crow if this doesn’t happen).
Democracy dies while the nation sleeps.
Sunday, January 08, 2006
Dude, I’m Sorry
Man. I was pretty hard on The Screamer a few posts back. Now I’m feeling kinda shitty, cuz he just cockpunched Blitzer -- hard.
Oh, man, it’s beautiful.
Of course, as a commenter on Atrios reminds us:
Remember, Dean is insane. He is unhinged. Nothing he says is worth taking seriously. Dean removes newborns from incubators and lays them on the floor to die and tosses babies into their air to catch them on bayonets.Yeah, but he sure handled Blizter.
Friday, January 06, 2006
Let’s Get Bush off the Wagon
|Breaking: Mass Soiling of Undergarments in D.C.
|Likes to get Shitfaced and Kill Miners
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Crickets Chirping
So what the fuck am I supposed to blog about today?
Abramoff “scandal”: Meet the Kevlar presidency.
Fitzgerald: Operating in geological time.
And then there are these clowns.
Happy Futility Friday.
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Defecations of the Mouth
Guess which shameless GOP hack pundit with his nose lodged firmly in Bush’s asshole said this:
“I'm not sure it's partisan. I'm not sure people are going to see him as part of any Republican culture of corruption.”
Surprise!
You’ve got to hand it to the Rethugs: without even blinking an eye they’re going to frame the Abramoff scandal — which is virtually synonymous with the GOP corruption machine — as a bipartisan affair. And with a huge assist from the mainstream media and a rudderless, piss-scared Democratic party, they’ll probably get away with it.
Welcome to 2006; same as it ever was.
Update: Assclown ensnared!
