Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Joementum II: Stumbles out of the Gate 

They’re calling it the shortest candidacy in history.



Monday, January 29, 2007

Straight Talk, Bitches 


Liberals for McCain 

Our good friend Chavez told me something this weekend that has been stuck in my craw ever since. He says he’s slowly chipping away at convincing his liberal coworkers that McCain would not be a good choice for President.

Deep breaths.


Friday, January 26, 2007

Happy Friday 

Another day under the Worst Fucking Government in U.S. history.

Watching Biden, McCain, Levin, and the rest of the sickly gray incompetents bloviate and grandstand over meaningless non-binding resolutions while soldiers are ripped to shreds by IEDs is going to push me over the edge.

Oh, and all hail General Petraeus, the new golden boy savior of Iraq. He’s getting a tongue bath by the guardians of our national discourse. BushCo has its reset -- another "six to nine months" by most estimates.


Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Obama bin Laden 

The sheeple will be affected by this shit.

Obama doesn’t have shot in hell. That’s not defeatism; that’s reality.


Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Empty Calories? 

This tastes great, but does it have any nutritional value?


Monday, January 22, 2007


He’s a "Maverick" again!


Sunday, January 21, 2007

Democrats? Eeeeeeeew. 

This is our enduring peril.
It's no surprise that conservatives try to turn every leading Democrat into not only an ideologically objectionable figure but a personally mock-worthy one as well. It is surprising how willing people are to internalize this stuff.
And, of course, this internalization works the other way as well: witness Saint Straight Talk McCain The Serious.

BBQ dads love them some McCain.


Friday, January 19, 2007

Happy Friday 

Too slammed to link, but one observation.

With the exception the X-Treme Morons, most of the country agrees that BushCo is just a total fucking disaster. So are the pundits and politcians just gonna talk about it for another two years? Is the flushing of America down the shitter simply going to be Election 2008 chatter?

Jeezus fucking Christ.



Wednesday, January 17, 2007


You just have to laugh.


Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Congratulations Chavez and Andrea! 

They're tying the knot!


Monday, January 15, 2007

Crazy Al Gore 

I finally watched An Inconvenient Truth last night.



Friday, January 12, 2007

Happy Friday 

Indeed it has been quiet around here, both in terms of my output and the number of comments. The former is a combination of my heavy workload and my lack of desire to chronicle the infuriating cycle of war crimes and non-accountability. There’s a psychopath in the White House and no one has the sack to net him. What more can I say? Maybe you guys are all just numbed as well. Still, I miss the banter. Let’s all try to liven things up.


Wednesday, January 10, 2007




Tuesday, January 09, 2007


….that never learn.


Friday, January 05, 2007

Happy Friday 

Sure is quiet around here.

Where the hell is Fried Wire?


Thursday, January 04, 2007

Exterminate the Brutes 

This post from an Eschaton guest blogger is worth reading in its entirety, but it provides a nice summation of the current idiocy expressed by the 101st Fighting Keyboarders, the 92nd Chariborne, and, of course, Beck, O’Reilly, and Limbaugh.
1. Major Premise: The Islamic Hordes Are Shockingly Uncivilized.

2. Minor Premise: The Islamic Hordes Are So Gosh Darn Uncivilized, They Will Never Be Civilized.

3. Conclusion: We Need to Bomb the Everliving Shit out of These Ungrateful Little Ill-Mannered Foreign Peckerheads.


Wednesday, January 03, 2007

In These Dark Times 

We occasionally receive small gifts.


Tuesday, January 02, 2007


Atta boy.