Saturday, April 29, 2006


Stephen Colbert fucking rocks.

He’s a relatively new arrival, and he is slamming. Count me as a fan.

Must-watch video here.

Good analysis here.

Here’s the whole thing, parts 1, 2, and 3.


Friday, April 28, 2006

Colbert eviscerates Bill Kristol 

Righteous smackdown.


Happy Friday: Soiled Undergarments Edition 

Damn! It appears we’ll have to wait two to three weeks to learn whether Rove will be indicted.

My god, this is excruciating.

Well, our agony cannot compare to that of Rove, who must be shitting his pants — along with all occupants of the White House.

Speaking of Rethugs shitting their pants….

Update: I think we can all get behind this.


Thursday, April 27, 2006

Fitzy Friday? 

Let us pray.


The Straw 

Seriously, if Rove is indicted, this administration and the GOP come crashing down.



Grab a barf bag.


Tuesday, April 25, 2006

War Criminal 

I guess it would violate the clubby decorum of the Senate to attempt to block this evil fucking bastard from covering up the greatest fraud in the history of American government.

Republic in peril.

Dems AWOL.

More here.

The stonewalling of the Phase II investigation makes me so mad I think my head is going to explode.


Foxy New Liar 

Let me go out on a limb and predict that this is going to be deliciously disastrous.

Snow is a unabashed partisan asshole. I can’t wait to see him crack.

(That is, if he takes the job. Please take the job, Tony!)


Saturday, April 22, 2006

A Message for these Maddening Times 

Great shirt, sticker, freeway blog idea here.


Friday, April 21, 2006

Happy Friday 

Wake up, get happy.

Please, please, please, please!

Bonus: “Take your fucking hand off my jacket.”


Wednesday, April 19, 2006


Daily Kos give props to the prophet.



Defective unit.


Tuesday, April 18, 2006


Fuckin-a right, he is.

What horrors will the next — gulp — two years bring?

Hell, the next two weeks.


Monday, April 17, 2006

Monday Funnies 

Allow me to offer a needed break from our national nightmare.

Behold, a tree with a penis.

Insert timber / erection humor in the comments box.

And speaking of manly protrusions….


Sunday, April 16, 2006

Sticks and Stones.... 

Okay, this is bang on the money. Couldn't agree more.

But so fucking what?

This administration is taken out to the woodshed only in editorial pages, blogs, and liberal media organizations – not by the political authorities who should be nailing BushCo to the wall for its myriad impeachable offenses.

Admonishments from the press? That’s all these criminal pigs have to weather?

Yeah, I’m sure Dick Cheney is shaking in his boots.


Where are the deeds?


Saturday, April 15, 2006

The Party of Fear and Hate 

When will these horrid freaks be shamed back to whatever putrid swamp they crawled from?
This summer we are going to see the old, tired, "values" issues dragged out once more. The Republican leadership in Congress will continue to turn a blind eye to the real crises facing the nation--energy prices, health care, thousands still homeless from Katrina and a region still in shambles, a president who shows no respect for the rule of law--and will trot out more pointless, divisive, and hateful legislation to "energize their base." Terry Schiavo redux.

The Republicans don't have much choice. They can't credibly run on national security. They can't run on ethics. They can't run on accomplishments (would you bring up Medicare prescription drug reform?). The fear that they counted on to bring voters out in the last election has faded as America slowly wakes up to the fact that they were duped in the Iraq debacle. Republicans have to count on the fact that voter turn-out will be low and that the most extreme of their constituency--their base--will keep them in the majority.
Could you hate these people any more?

That this party of fear, hate, criminality, and massive incompetence has enjoyed a six-year (and counting) reign of unchecked power is beyond belief. What a failure we are. What a colossal embarrassment of history.

America = the most idiotic civilization ever.


Tuesday, April 11, 2006


Jeezus H. Christ.


Monday, April 10, 2006

And I Raaaan…. 

I ran so far awaaaaay…


It’s Confirmed: Bush is the Leaker-in-Chief 

We're all shocked by this, I know.

Which will prevail? Truth or White House stenography by the MSM.


Friday, April 07, 2006

Liar, Traitor, Coward 

Hides behind those maimed by his lies.

I'm so proud of this country for standing up and rejecting this idiot tyrant --

Oops, daydreaming ... sorry.


Thursday, April 06, 2006


I think I’ll hold off on the celebration for now, cuz we all know how these things have a way of disappearing into the ether.

Oh, but the possibilities are tantalizing....


Fraudulent Jackass Clown 

Photo of McCain removed. I couldn't stand looking at it any longer.

Either it’s a new feature or I just hadn’t noticed it before, but you can now search this blog (see above). I tried it out by searching “McCain.” The results cracked me up.


Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Department of Homeland Child Molesters 

Holy shit!

Another sick fuck from DHS.


My Impersonation of Chris Matthews (AKA Assclown) 

“Will this hurt the Democrats?"

Update: Speaking of Assclown (aka Tweety): Watch him break out the kneepads for DeLay. Oh my god!



Maybe one of these days we’ll have justice.

Maybe the truth will rise like a buoy, unchained from the ocean floor, ascending gloriously through the polluted waters of journalistic slothfulness and congressional dereliction of duty.


Tuesday, April 04, 2006

101st Fighting Keyboarders, Wolverine Division 

First off, I am overjoyed about the demise of DeLay, but it’s true, the repulsive thug lives on in the GOP cesspool.

Now this is fuckin’ hilarious.

(YearlyKos = upcoming gathering of Daily Kos bloggers and fans in Vegas)

Do not miss TBOGG’s post.


Saturday, April 01, 2006

Rubber Stamp Republicans 

Make them go away.

When will we have justice?