Sunday, August 31, 2008


The coolest dude ever.


Friday, August 29, 2008

Blown Away 

I am still reeling from Obama’s speech. I actually get chills recalling how after that superb opening video, he calmly strolled onto the stage, with no fanfare or even an announcement of his name, and delivered that multilayered masterpiece. It was intoxicating, riveting, and incredibly inspiring.

Obama is my new hero.

Happy Friday!


Thursday, August 28, 2008

Joe Biden: War Criminal 


Seriously, I’m not gonna rip the guy. He did okay.

Obama’s gonna rock the place tonight.


Wednesday, August 27, 2008

She Shat the Tiffany Cufflinks 

I thought it was a very good speech if its main purpose was to rally her supporters around Obama. She really delivered on that front. But I think its now pretty clear that the top Dems are constitutionally incapable of a waging substantive and effective attacks on Rethugs. They just can’t bring themselves to do it. All we get from them are big, fluffy rhetorical jabs off the teleprompter that are maddeningly corny and stupid. It’s enough to make we want to punch a fucking hole in the wall. The "twin cities" crack was a perfect example of this. Talk about G-rated weak shit. What a lost opportunity to spell out why Rethugs are poison for America. I don't care if you guys think I'm a negative bitch. This is a fucking joke by any reasonable measure. America can handle the truth. It's begging for it.

Of course, there’s a reason for the weakness of the Dem "attacks." They really don’t think the Rethugs are that bad. Seriously. We’ll go bald and gray waiting for the Dems to throw anything but weak softballs at their good Republican friends and colleagues. There are certain subjects that are simply off-limits, because it would be ungentlemanly to raise them, and those subjects are the stuff of impeachments, prosecutions, and prison time. I’m sick of forcing myself to applaud the pedestrian "zingers" the Democrats are throwing. Jeezus, the bar couldn’t be lower. Prove me wrong, Biden.


Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Nailed It 

I'm thinking the icy cold beer heiress has as an impossible act to follow.


Monday, August 25, 2008

Recovering McCain Fans 

Since Underhill covered what I was going to post about today (the bitter Hillary partisans who need to get the fuck over themselves), I’ll post about something far less important but incredibly annoying:

What’s with the Democrats who believe McCain was once respectable? How often do we hear liberal-minded folks express their disappointment that McCain has abandoned his former honorable self. As if McCain hasn’t always been a far-right, anti-choice, war-loving, corporate-whore Rethug. These are the same Democrats who believe in the Fantasy Reagan -- the version that wasn’t the genocidal war criminal currently burning in hell.

And while I really have no choice but to embrace Biden as the VP pick, I’ll just add that Biden is a man who also has heaped big sloppy gobs of praise upon McCain. I’ve witnessed this more times than I care to remember. Despite what we’ll hear from him on the campaign trail over the next few months, Joe Biden adores John McCain. I have serious problems with that.


Friday, August 22, 2008

Happy Friday 

Obama's VP pick to be announced any minute now....

Heading out to Monterey for the weekend... Until next week.


Thursday, August 21, 2008

The Mavericky, Biker-Friendly, POW Guy 

Sometimes being filthy rich is so tough, you can forget how many houses you own.


Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Start Pounding 

The glass jaw is begging to be shattered.

Expose the fraud.


Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Contra Hilton 

McCain is not making a serious run. He is making a pathetic run -- definitely the worst campaign I’ve seen in my lifetime. The man demonstrates his senility and incompetence every time he mounts the stump. He is running for a third term of the worst president ever. He is a serial liar, a chronic panderer, and a constant flip-flopper. But Obama can’t go after the dangerous old fool on any of this stuff because McCain’s media guardians would just roast the shit out of him and effectively end his candidacy. Only Rethugs are allowed to play hardball.


Monday, August 18, 2008

McBush’s McMedia Fluffers 

I’m calling bullshit on the cross story.


Friday, August 15, 2008

Happy Friday 

Foreign policy is his specialty. He owns Obama on that shit. Just accept it.


Thursday, August 14, 2008


My internet connection is all fucked up. I'm connected but I can only access a handful of sites. Fucking Microsoft bullshit.


Tuesday, August 12, 2008

He’s Black 

And he wants to fuck your sister .


Sunday, August 10, 2008

Been Daaaaazed and Confuuuuused….. 

The man isn’t fit to manage a stamp collection.


Friday, August 08, 2008

Happy Friday 

Be good, or you might end up in of Cheney’s Dungeon.


Thursday, August 07, 2008

Someone I despise even more than Glenn Beck 

Ben Stein


Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Just McCain being McCain 

First the "cunt" thing and now this.


Tuesday, August 05, 2008

George’s Memory Issue 

I wonder if Dick Cheney will chuckle about this in his luxurious retirement.


Monday, August 04, 2008

Another Week of Idiocy Begins 

Let’s kick it off with this snappy exchange.


Friday, August 01, 2008

Happy Friday 

Could McCain's speaking style be more stiff, whiney, and uninspired? He sucks.