Friday, June 29, 2007

Happy Friday 

Dirty fucking hippies of the fetid fever swamp, Unite!.


Sunday, June 24, 2007

The Disease 

Read and weep for America’s failure to stop this.


Thursday, June 21, 2007

“Thank You, Right Wing Media Gods” 

Of course this lying piece of shit gets a free pass. He’s a Rethug.


Tuesday, June 19, 2007


That’s right, gang, I’m declaring Chris Matthews’ mancrush the winner of election 2008. Please join me in taking this default position, as it will help to slightly dull the pain and trauma when it becomes a reality. Cuz if you don’t think the American electorate is ignorant, shallow, and gullible enough to elect this Republican-Protector-Daddy, who smells of Aqua Velva and a faint hint of cigar smoke, I’ve got a free pass to go hunting with Dick Cheney to sell you.


Emailgate? Puhleeeze. 

We all know that checks and balances are fucking dead, so, no, I expect nothing to come of this. Guys, I am so fucking angry and disgusted about the complete failure of the American Experiment. These fucking criminals are never going face accountability. Bush, Cheney, et al will live out the rest of their lives in opulent luxury because no one had the sack (or the desire) to take them down.

Fuck this joke of a country.

And fuck you Democrats (Waxman, Conyers, and Kucinich excluded). Go to hell, you fucking miserable weaklings.


Thursday, June 14, 2007

Wants to Sleep with Fred Thompson 

Can there really be any doubt?

Can you smell the English leather on this guy, the Aqua Velva, the sort of mature man's shaving cream, or whatever, you know, after he shaved? Do you smell that sort of -- a little bit of cigar smoke? You know, whatever.
Uh, no Chris, I don’t.


Wednesday, June 13, 2007

The Cops 

Goin’ to see ‘em tonight.


Monday, June 11, 2007

Bumblin,’ Stumblin,’ Senile Clown 

Just go the fuck away, John.


Friday, June 08, 2007

Happy Friday 

Kevin Seconds & the Altruistics will debut this Sunday night at Old I.

Come on out if you can!


Wednesday, June 06, 2007

He doesn’t listen to anyone except the voices in his head, you dumbfucks 

This idiocy was published six months (i.e., one Friedman Unit) ago.


Monday, June 04, 2007


Says Fucktard:
Secular progressives put themselves above all others. That philosophy says, "Me first, then I'll worry about you."
Dude, I think you accidentally read the definition of Republican asshole philosophy — except your definition has not been updated to remove the last five words.