Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween! 


Thursday, October 30, 2008

Big Man, Small Man 

It’s true, Obama’s infomercial was excellent. The man genuinely inspires with his intelligence and his undeniably correct policy agenda.

Then there’s the angry, erratic little prick, his "rogue" VP, and his idiotic, hate-filled followers who will be righteously crushed on Tuesday.

Suck it up, assholes.


Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Wheels Off 

Savor this, folks.

(Removed photo of stupid bitch below)


Monday, October 27, 2008

The Stupid Fucks who Stand in the Way of a Decent Civilization 

Even after Obama crushes McCain, we’ll still have to suffer these defective assholes.

Maybe they’ll just crawl under rocks and shut the fuck up.



Friday, October 24, 2008

Happy Friday 

Tonight we’re gonna make some signs in Liberal Terrorist Sympathizer’s workshop and do some freeway blogging. We're also gonna get drunk and stoned. Locals are encouraged to join.

How about some sign ideas?


Thursday, October 23, 2008

Grab Bag 

For lack of a coherent message today, I offer you this, this, this, and this.


Wednesday, October 22, 2008

She’s totally busted, right? 

You would think the imbeciles would recognize this crystal clear demonstration that the hockey mom is a complete fraud. A five-year-old could figure this out, but not the Republican idiots that are crawling all over this country. God, I hate these people so much it’s going to make me explode.


Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Proposition Hate 

I think I’m ready to do violence against supporters of Proposition 8.


Monday, October 20, 2008

Fuck Colin Powell 

Colin Powell should be in prison. Period.

Yes, I see the political bonus of his endorsement for Obama. It helps bring over undecided voters (i.e., idiots) and Republicans (i.e., idiots) who believe in the mythological wisdom and integrity of Saint Colin.

But I will not celebrate the fact that a war criminal supports my candidate. Powell has no credibility on anything. His little cartoon show at the U.N. provided decisive support and legitimacy for Dick Cheney’s invasion of Iraq.

And Obama is offering Powell a place in his administration? That’s fucking pathetic.


Friday, October 17, 2008

Happy Friday 

Obama was funnier than McCain last night.


Thursday, October 16, 2008

Joe the Plumber is an Idiot 

I watching him bash Social Security and gush over the war at his "news conference."


Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Senator Obaaaaaama 

Another night of watching the angry troll spew ridiculous shit -- and whine.

We can only hope he sinks the campaign for good tonight.


Tuesday, October 14, 2008

"Poor Judgment" 

If we had a functional government, this criminal would be in prison and not running for president.


Monday, October 13, 2008


I’m at home today watching the McCain campaign go down the toilet. Fun!


Friday, October 10, 2008

Happy Friday 

How many times do the Rethugs need to fuck up everything before they are made extinct?


Monday, October 06, 2008


These are cornered rats, who, incredibly, might be even more despicable than BushCo 1.0. How in the fuck can that even be possible?

This is the lowest form of life, and it's time to flush these creatures down the toilet of history.


Greetings from NYC 

I wanted to get rid of the Happy Friday thread.

We're having a great time in the greatest city in America. We're taking in a lot of great food, sights, and music. And we're walking our asses off.

Obama's gonna win, guys.

And McCain's gonna be an even angrier motherfuck than he already is.


Friday, October 03, 2008

Happy Friday 

Yeah, I’m late. I’m having computer problems today, and I've been dealing with Comcast, who has the worst customer service in the world.

Sarah Palin is a ventriloquist dummy for the Evil Fucks behind the curtain.

And why does Joe Biden feel the need to repeatedly express his manlove for that vile piece of shit McCain? Seriously, Biden's deep love for Rethugs really troubles me. (No, Scott, it's not okay.)

Still, I can't wait for him and Obama to take office. That is gonna happen, you know.

The missus and I are off to the Big Apple to celebrate our fifth anniversary. Blogging will be light all next week, but I’m bringing the laptop.

Later, freaks!


Thursday, October 02, 2008

What a Dick 

Obama is dog shit to McAsshole.


Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Slo-Mo Trainwreck 

There are moments when I actually feel sorry for Sara Palin.

Then I remember what team she plays for.