Thursday, May 31, 2007

Humboldt Bound 

I'm off to play in the forest with the smelly freaks.

Have good weekend.


Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Combat Experience 

Okay, give me a fucking break.

The really fucked up aspect of this is how many self-professed liberals and "moderates" buy into this crap -- the Rudy-as-9/11-hero mythology.

Lazy-minded idiots.



When do they pay for their lies?

Or are their lies just fodder for liberal blogs?


Friday, May 25, 2007

Happy Friday 

Have an Epic weekend.


Thursday, May 24, 2007

Fuck this Place (A Poem) 

This is not a "rough patch."

Things are not going to get better.

There will be no progressive-moral awakening.

This shit is going to last for the rest of our lives. It will likely just get worse.

Show me the reason for hope.

There is none.

If you don’t like this opinion, I could give a fuck.


Thursday, May 17, 2007

BushCo: Still Accountability-Free After all These Years 

Despite daily revelations of massive criminality, BushCo faces nothing beyond inconsequential rhetoric.

Witness the spectacular cowardice, apathy, and failure that is the American system of checks and balances and the so-called press.

I’m off to Vegas. Have a good weekend


Monday, May 14, 2007

Stoopid Juice 

It’s in the water supply.


Friday, May 11, 2007

Happy Friday 

And you guys think Wizard Rock isn’t cool.


Tuesday, May 08, 2007


Maybe I should rename this blog "Smithantics: A Portal to Eschaton"

Kinda has a nice ring to it.

(PS: My sister and I refer to Applebees as "Crapplebees." If you've ever eaten there, you'll know why.)


Sunday, May 06, 2007

Lizard Brains 

Well, that pretty much does it.

(see Everybody Hates Mitt)

From here on out, I will refer to Rethugs by no other name.



Friday, May 04, 2007

Happy Fuckin' Friday 

You guys are all turd burglars.


Thursday, May 03, 2007


There is no Gonzalesgate. The last time I checked, that whiney, lying POS was still the chief law-enforcement official in the United States.

You know, I’ve been in a pretty good mood lately. The arrival of fresh wizard rock and some good times to look forward to this summer have put a spring in my step. But that doesn’t take away the fact that this country continues its spiral down the shithole. Just thought I add that warm fuzzy.

And one other thing: When is that scheming ratfuck Karl Rove going down? The guy is literally laughing in our faces. I don’t usually play the Founding Fathers card, but what do you suppose those chaps would have thought about a slimy little fuck like Rove running the White House? Ditto that on Cheney.

Okay, have a good one.


Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Glorious Tuesday 

Here’s why.