Monday, June 30, 2008

Ignorant Assholes 

Though most of us reached this point long ago, I couldn’t agree more with this post. You don’t argue with these shitheads.


Friday, June 27, 2008

Happy Friday 

Hannity caves to the Asshole Father!


Thursday, June 26, 2008

Tiny Dick Issues 

It’s the only explanation.


Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Up is Down 

How is it that McShithead, who has been a lockstep supporter of the greatest foreign policy blunder in U.S. history, is considered to have unimpeachable foreign policy credentials? Even the stupid fucking Democrats echo this absurdity. And McCain’s vast foreign policy wisdom is an objective fact among the media bobbleheads. I hear it pretty much every day: "Of course, no one can dispute McCain’s deep foreign policy expertise."



Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Racist Piece of Shit (a Poem) 

Racist piece of shit excretes his foul racist opinion.

Racist piece of shit coward emits the most implausible lie ever uttered in human history.

Lying, racist, cowardly piece of shit might get away with it, because in Bush’s America unabashed lying garners respect.

Lying, racist, cowardly piece of shit held his ground against an oppressive PC culture (which is a false creation of white Republican assholes).

Who gives a fuck if he’s a lying, racist, cowardly piece of shit.

At least you know where he stands.


Monday, June 23, 2008

Big Swinging Dick 

Okay, I just wanted that phrase for a post title.


Saturday, June 21, 2008


More wisdom from the A-man (see "Regret"). So fuckin’ true.


Friday, June 20, 2008

Happy Friday 



Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Car Dealerships 



Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Okay, I admit it 

McCain is an electrifying speaker.


Monday, June 16, 2008

Fun Quiz: Which Third World Country is Pictured Below? 

You gotta love the magic of the self-policing free market -- especially its effects on our flood-control and road infrastructure. And this all must have been very exciting for the people of Iowa.

So what if a couple days worth of the money we’re pissing into Dick Cheney’s friends’ pockets could have prevented this. You got a problem with lightin’ up ragheads?


Saturday, June 14, 2008

The Grass 

As is the case with many great albums, it took a few listens for the songs on the new album to get under my skin and take hold. Now it just refuses to leave my CD player.


Friday, June 13, 2008

Happy Friday 

The man just lies his ass off every fuckin’ day.


Thursday, June 12, 2008

America ♥ Racism and Misogyny 

I don’t even know what the fuck this means, but the sliming of Michelle Obama has begun, and it will have enormous traction among the herd animals who make up a majority of this country.

Maybe I'll get to punch someone in the face.


Wednesday, June 11, 2008


The sadistic freak whom 22 percent of Democrats intend to vote for.


Tuesday, June 10, 2008


Spare me this bullshit. The war criminals will ride off into a sunset of obscene luxury. Enough of the hearings and inquiries that produce nothing. Just thinking about this makes me want to punch a fucking hole in the wall.

Deep breath.


Monday, June 09, 2008

Check it 

I think today would be a good day to fully explore Obama’s web site (if you haven’t already) and donate some cash.

Don’t worry, we can still make infantile jokes in the comments.


Friday, June 06, 2008

Happy Friday 

Rise Up, Pink Necks!

(Dude, where’d you get that awful picture of McFreak?)


Thursday, June 05, 2008

The Greatest Generation of Racists 

Polling data shows that older Democrats are not keen on Obama and are willing to give McCain a look. My mom called me in distress the other day because two of her life-long Democratic friends are among this idiotic cohort.

You expect this shit from the Rethugs, but Democrats?

I suppose nothing should surprise me at this point.

Thanks a lot, shitheads.


Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Game On 

It’s time to squash the whining, grotesque little freak.


Tuesday, June 03, 2008


What a complete doofus.


Monday, June 02, 2008


He makes his own reality.