Thursday, January 31, 2008

Saint McCain the Transcendent 

We live in a country where a loyal follower of the worst president ever (whom all but the retarded and insane despise) is not only a viable candidate, but arguably the favorite. A country where a man who claims the mantle of Ronald Reagan -- the founding father of our Republican hell -- has already secured the votes of millions (yes, millions) of Democrats, who apparently have no fucking clue that there is a political philosophy that accompanies their party affiliation.



Tuesday, January 29, 2008

The Establishment Beast 

I’m really no longer guarded in my support for Obama. I now believe that we desperately need him in the White House. The dude is electrifying the country, and we seem to be poised for an almost spiritual level of positive change.

So why the fuck is Hillary leading in the fucking polls?

What the fuck is going on?


Monday, January 28, 2008

Ain’t our Criminality Cute? 

Wow. This is fucking sad.


Friday, January 25, 2008

Happy Friday 

Actually, it was a shitty Friday and a shitty work week, but, thank Jeezus, it's over.


Wednesday, January 23, 2008

With Democrats Like These 

Who needs Rethugs?


Monday, January 21, 2008

Fuckin’ Obama 

The dude’s propensity to adopt right-wing mythology really disturbs me.


Sunday, January 20, 2008

The Universe Hates Me 

The last paragraph of this post is a kick in the nuts -- the kind that induces vomiting.


Friday, January 18, 2008

Happy Friday 

My Friday fantasy is that Saint McCain will just go the fuck away. I’m so tired of his smug, joyless, self righteous, crusty, revolting, Republican presence.


Thursday, January 17, 2008


I’m sure glad insane freak Huckabee clarified the limits of his theocratic ambitions. For a second there, I was kinda worried.

Yes, by all means give this man the keys to nuclear weapons.


Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Republican Dumbfuck 

Yes, the post title is redundant.


Monday, January 14, 2008


We're playing with the Circle Jerks tonight!


Friday, January 11, 2008

Happy Friday 

Jimmy Carter is pissed.


Tuesday, January 08, 2008


Have I mentioned how much I hate this fucker?

It’s fun watching Romney go down in flames (especially when you consider how much of his own money he’s pissed away). But watching the Mayor of 9/11 go down will be orgasmic.


Monday, January 07, 2008

Don’t Fuck this Up 

I’m ready and more than willing to line up behind Obama. It’s hard not to get excited about the prospect of an Obama presidency. That said, I’m bitter, bruised, and cynical as hell from years of Democratic weakness and infuriating capitulation to the Rethug machine. Obama’s "inclusive" rhetoric and his repeated demonstrations that he is a "centrist" mainstream Democrat are cause for major concern.


Friday, January 04, 2008

Happy Friday 

So America is now "ready for change." Wow, it only took 7 years of cosmic agony for the country to come to that conclusion? And for a staggeringly large swath of imbeciles, "change" should come in the form of another Republican in the White House. What an absurd embarrassment of a country.