Monday, February 27, 2006


Good Lord


Sunday, February 26, 2006


This is an actual fear of mine.

I’m going to be at some family or public gathering, and someone is going to speak of John McCain in positive terms.

They’re gonna speak about the fantasy McCain.

They're gonna say he should be president.

And then I’m going to do something very embarrassing.


Friday, February 24, 2006

Happy Friday 

Another work week concludes. Another week of survival for a Kevlar-coated criminal presidency. It’s enough to drive a guy batshit-crazy mad.

Have a good weekend.


Thursday, February 23, 2006

Perpetual Prelude to Civil War 

On CNN this morning (AKA the Donald-Martha Feud Network), the little scroll at the bottom of the screen posed the question: “Iraq: On the Verge of Civil War?”

Something tells me that when the streets of Baghdad are rivers of blood, the cable whores will still be asking this question.

Because for BushCo, it’s much better for Iraq to be "on the verge" of civil war than actually in one. So, of course, the media whores will dutifully push the narrative.

It's what they do.


Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Captain Clusterfuck 

Democracy sure is an untidy affair.

Remember when the “intellectual architects” of the war told us we’d be out of Iraq four months after the invasion?

Worst. Fucking. President. Ever.


Tuesday, February 21, 2006

A Gift 

Thank you, BushCo.

I sincerely mean it.


Ringer Journalist 

This post by Josh Marshall on Cheneygate and BushCo’s bungling and deceitful handling of it is worth a read, but what really struck me was Marshall’s matter-of-fact characterization of FOX “News” anchor Brit Hume as a “ringer journalist.” That is precisely what Hume is.

We have bona-fide ringer journalists at the highest levels of the mainstream news media.

I had almost become numb to that fact.

Anyway, here’s the clip:
All available evidence suggests that the Mr. Cheney is a man of deep moral cowardice. Makes a mistake and shoots his friend; blames the friend. Only he won't do it directly. So he gets underlings to do it for him. Forced to speak out publicly, he appears before a ringer-journalist guaranteed not to press uncomfortable questions.

It's all of a piece with the man's record. He's afraid of accountability. That's why he's such a fan of self-protecting secrecy. That's why he's big on smearing government whistle-blowers. It's really just two sides of the same coin. He's afraid of accountability. It's the same reason why he's such a notorious prevaricator -- lies to avoid accountability.

These are all the hallmarks of a moral coward.
Yeah, but he’s really big with the macho-Rethuglican-asshole set.


It’s Okay if You are a Republican... 

to hand over our ports to sponsors of terror.

Another “Imagine if it were Clinton” moment.


Monday, February 20, 2006

Rhode Island Says “Chimpeach!” 

It looks like Smithantics wayward son, Dr. Strasser, has been busy in his new home!

Here’s hoping for a domino effect.


Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Out Until Next Week 

I'll be in Palm Springs visiting my mom and mingling with ancient prune-faced Rethugs.

Back on Monday.


Even Codpiece May Have Been in the Dark about Cheney's Shooting Spree 

Then again, he lives in perpetual darkness.

Slammed today, so posting will be minimal. Here’s something good to chew on, though.

I do realize that “Fuddgate” pales in significance to the real issues, but this debacle is shining a continuous floodlight of negativity on the White House, and that’s a good thing.

Update: Are my eyes deceiving me? Best headline ever.


Tuesday, February 14, 2006

200 BBs 




So Much for the "Peppering" 

I guess he’s no longer sitting up, alert, and joking around.

Then again, he brought this on himself.

And anyway, it was just a stupid pellet gun.

Update: If you want to laugh your ass off, scroll through these comments from Atrios’ blog.


Monday, February 13, 2006


Nice try.


"Duck" Cheney 

Just saw that on the blogosphere. Almost showered my monitor with Dr. Pepper.

Do you think it means "duck" as in "duck hunt" or "Duck! Cheney has a rifle!"

Either way, it's beautiful.

Update: Just saw another one: "Cheneyquiddic"




Did I mention that I am loving this?

Update: Can you say “Drunk VP”?


Something Rotten in Texas 

Surprise! There are credible suspicions of a coverup regarding Cheney’s shooting spree.

Oh, and these guys are sadistic bastards.

Evil resides in the White House. Plain and simple.


Sunday, February 12, 2006

Chickenhawk Cheney Busts his War Cherry 

Big Time gets some live-fire man-on-man action.


Thursday, February 09, 2006

Back on Monday 

'til then....


Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Boner’s Basement 

Cafferty unloads.

Wolf spins. Jeezus he’s pathetic!


Fucktard Nation 

There is no CIA leak scandal.

There is no Abramoff scandal.

There is no NSA domestic spying scandal.

There is only the Britney Baby Uproar.

Suck on it.


Tuesday, February 07, 2006


No, really. WTF?


McCain/Frist ‘09 

If the clueless, spineless, useless Dems have anything to do with it….

If I had something positive to post, I’d post it, guys.


Massachusetts Murder Mystery 

The voyeuristic trash that is being passed off as hard news leads America off the scent of domestic spying hearings that are a sham anyway.

America: Fuck Yeah!


Monday, February 06, 2006

The "Good Republican" 

The fuzzy-wuzzy Repubwican that hordes of Democrats would vote for President because they've bought the bulshit "fantasy McCain."

(Of course, I’ll use any excuse to post the picture of McClown embracing the Codpiece-in-Chief.)


Boner Boy 

Meet the new boss…


Pretend Government 

Why even bother with this shit?


The Answer 

Well, it appears that the negativity and anger expressed here is annoying those of you who think there should be more solutions-oriented content on the blog. My response is this:

Let’s all put our heads together and devise a potion that turns total dumbfucks into smart people.


Friday, February 03, 2006

The Weeble Presidency 



The Kevlar Presidency 

Will anything stick these people?



Thursday, February 02, 2006

“E-Mail Archiving Problem” 

In Cheney’s office.


Wednesday, February 01, 2006


When does the Abramoff "scandal" actually become a scandal?

Where are the Bush-Abramoff photos?


Tired of this fucking shell game.