Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Grampy McMinder 

Will he be with her for the debate too.

If there's even a debate.


Monday, September 29, 2008

What the Fuck is Bill Clinton Doing? 

Bill needs to get on board or STFU. Fucking mental case.

Gwen Ifill?

While she’s not a winger, her questions tend not to be the most substantive or cerebral. I guess it could be worse; it could be McBrokaw.


Saturday, September 27, 2008

McHorsehit vs. The Statesman 

Oh, good, I don’t have to write up my thoughts on the debate because I agree 100 percent with Fried Wire’s take.

I will add that I watched the debate through the eyes of Suburban BBQ Dad, and, through that lens, I saw reason for significant concern. But mind you, my opinion of the American voter couldn’t be any lower.

I do find it sad that Obama has too keep talking about killing and crushing, but I see exactly why he has to do it.


Friday, September 26, 2008

Happy Friday 

Random thoughts:

Is that little chicken shit gonna show up to the debate?

I take back what I said about BushCo going out with a whimper; the fuckers are blowing the shit out of the economy on their way out the door. They are truly the masters of disaster.

Anyone named "Tucker" needs a merciless beating.

This is the worst possible weekend to run out of narcotics.


Thursday, September 25, 2008

It’s Over 

There’s no way in hell an erratic, vain, lying old fool like McCain can win the election.

Yesterday’s stunt pretty much sealed the deal.


Footnote: If I hear the name "Hank" Paulson one more time, I’m gonna go postal.


Monday, September 22, 2008

This is Fucking Bullshit 

Where the fuck is Obama on this load of shit .

Obama/Biden should have made this motherfucker public enemy number one to every American by now.

If the campaign can't lay responsibility for this disaster squarely in the lap of those directly responsible, we are truly fucked.

Spare me any apologies for this weak shit.


Sunday, September 21, 2008

Shit Eating Cowards 

My post title is a variation on this particularly angry post by Atrios (who incidentally was a professor of economics until he struck gold and became one of the highest paid bloggers on the planet -- bastard).

Anyway, Atrios has rightly blown a gasket over the Dems' epic cave job to the GOP Daddies In Nice Suits (Paulson, et al.), whose ominous closed-door briefings terrify the Dem "leadership" into giving them whatever they ask for (see also "Iraq War").

And if I hear anyone say the Democrats "have to" support the rethug prescription for the rethug-created economic meltdown, I will rip that person’s genitals off.


Saturday, September 20, 2008


A matter of dire national consequence, right here.


Thursday, September 18, 2008

Maybe they should flip the ticket… 

…and put the hockey mom at the top, because this fool isn’t capable of running a bake sale.


Wednesday, September 17, 2008

McComedy of Errors 

Carly really fucked up.


Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Please Stop! 

Sarah Palin is a pathologically dishonest, religious zealot wackjob who has no business within a mile of the White House.

She is also incredibly ordinary.

If I hear one more "liberal" concede that she’s a remarkable woman or a great speaker, I’m going to fucking break something.

Praising a woman as "incredible" because she can successfully read lies off a teleprompter is an insult to women.

I work with women who blow Palin off the map in every category.

Palin has been inserted into a script, and anyone who is blindly following the script is objectively an idiot.

Fuck, people are stupid.


Monday, September 15, 2008

Thanks for Fucking the Economy, Assholes 

And the lying, dishonorable fuck John McBush has the nuts to say that he and his party should be elected to fix this mess. And thanks to rural idiocy (and urban assholery), these criminals just may get their wish.

Total fucking failure.

Zero accountability.


Thursday, September 11, 2008

Shut the Fuck Up, Carville 

Enough with the mythology of Saint McCain.

Carville is a relic of the past, and he needs to retire from public life, or just shut his fucking yapper.

Maybe he and this jackoff can form a support group to cope with their shattered illusions.


Wednesday, September 10, 2008



This is not the country we’d like to believe it is.


Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Instant Legend: Just Add Bullshit 

This clown is hurting the country. Seriously.


Monday, September 08, 2008

It Doesn’t Fucking Matter 

That they lie. She laces up hockey skates and eats moose burgers. And most importantly, she pisses off liberals. The latter is what’s most important to the idiot rethugs.






Sunday, September 07, 2008

God Dammit 

This Palin bullshit is going to make my fucking head explode.


Friday, September 05, 2008

Happy Friday 

McCain totally sucked last night, but you’d never know it based on the verbal tongue bath he received from Chris Matthews, who was literally stunned by the greatness of the performance. Total fucking clown.


Thursday, September 04, 2008

A Decrepit Old Fool and a “Hockey Mom”? 

And we’ve got a race here?

No one had even heard of this woman before last week, and now she’s in play for the fucking White House!

The fact that this idiocy is met with anything but gales of laughter or stunned silence from any commentator (Olbermann and Maddow very much included) just boggles the fucking mind.

This is the most retarded civilization in history.

Total fucking meltdown.


Wednesday, September 03, 2008

For Shame 

I saw two black people in that pitiful assembly of pink-faced herd animals.


Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Winguts Contorting Themselves into Pretzel Shapes 

I listened to hate radio for a bit yesterday and learned that it’s good news for McCain that his corrupt, unqualified, hack VP pick’s child daughter is knocked up.

As fun as this is, I haven’t reached this level of optimism just yet

And this made me laugh.