SmithAntics

That’s right, gang, I’m declaring Chris Matthews’ mancrush the winner of election 2008. Please join me in taking this default position, as it will help to slightly dull the pain and trauma when it becomes a reality. Cuz if you don’t think the American electorate is ignorant, shallow, and gullible enough to elect this Republican-Protector-Daddy, who smells of Aqua Velva and a faint hint of cigar smoke, I’ve got a free pass to go hunting with Dick Cheney to sell you.