Sunday, January 29, 2006
Assclown: The Final Episode

Well, it’s been quite a run, but the job of tracking the trajectory of Assclown’s nose into Bush’s asshole has just become too hard on me and my family. I just can’t keep up with Assclown anymore. I have to live my life.
But fear not, Assclown will return occasionally for special episodes.
And I hear an Assclown spinoff might be in the works.
Stay tuned.