Wednesday, December 24, 2008
A brief message from the Ebenezer of the Ozarks!
Angry Sam Owen says: Haw Haw Hawww.. Merry Crashmas.
"Shoplifting arrests have risen 10-20% across the country."
The New York Times reports today that while stores expect greater theft around the holidays, the recession has made 2008 thefts more frequent and widespread than usual.
Be good to your friends and family by making sure that everything on your X-mas list is small enough to make for easy shoplifting.