Friday, December 12, 2008
BREAKING NEWS!
Supreme Court Overturns Bush V Gore! Gore Declared Winner of 2000 Election!
The recent Nobel prize winner will immediately begin six week term.
More in The Onion!
Also...
FrankenWatch '08: Did Coleman Ask For Favors, Here?
Betty Page 1923-2008 The Original Girl Your Mother Warned You About!
A Remembrance Here.
