Wednesday, November 26, 2008

I'm Back, I'm Nationwide! 

A member of the Punk rock liberation front, my rescuers, is captured. He was later executed.

After being held captive by a group of heinous Somali pirates I managed to escape with the help of the International punk rock liberation front, to which I donate money to. I was rescued by the Front in a horrific slingshot battle and was ferreted to the Somalia airport where I caught a C-130 military transport bound for New Delhi, India to cover the current terrorist attacks in the city of Mumbia formerly Bombay. Standby...