SmithAntics

The coolest dude ever.

I am still reeling from Obama’s speech. I actually get chills recalling how after that superb opening video, he calmly strolled onto the stage, with no fanfare or even an announcement of his name, and delivered that multilayered masterpiece. It was intoxicating, riveting, and incredibly inspiring.

Obama is my new hero.

Happy Friday!

Gotcha!

Seriously, I’m not gonna rip the guy. He did okay.

Obama’s gonna rock the place tonight.

I thought it was a very good speech if its main purpose was to rally her supporters around Obama. She really delivered on that front. But I think its now pretty clear that the top Dems are constitutionally incapable of a waging substantive and effective attacks on Rethugs. They just can’t bring themselves to do it. All we get from them are big, fluffy rhetorical jabs off the teleprompter that are maddeningly corny and stupid. It’s enough to make we want to punch a fucking hole in the wall. The "twin cities" crack was a perfect example of this. Talk about G-rated weak shit. What a lost opportunity to spell out why Rethugs are poison for America. I don't care if you guys think I'm a negative bitch. This is a fucking joke by any reasonable measure. America can handle the truth. It's begging for it.

Of course, there’s a reason for the weakness of the Dem "attacks." They really don’t think the Rethugs are that bad. Seriously. We’ll go bald and gray waiting for the Dems to throw anything but weak softballs at their good Republican friends and colleagues. There are certain subjects that are simply off-limits, because it would be ungentlemanly to raise them, and those subjects are the stuff of impeachments, prosecutions, and prison time. I’m sick of forcing myself to applaud the pedestrian "zingers" the Democrats are throwing. Jeezus, the bar couldn’t be lower. Prove me wrong, Biden.

I'm thinking the icy cold beer heiress has as an impossible act to follow.

Since Underhill covered what I was going to post about today (the bitter Hillary partisans who need to get the fuck over themselves), I’ll post about something far less important but incredibly annoying:

What’s with the Democrats who believe McCain was once respectable? How often do we hear liberal-minded folks express their disappointment that McCain has abandoned his former honorable self. As if McCain hasn’t always been a far-right, anti-choice, war-loving, corporate-whore Rethug. These are the same Democrats who believe in the Fantasy Reagan -- the version that wasn’t the genocidal war criminal currently burning in hell.

And while I really have no choice but to embrace Biden as the VP pick, I’ll just add that Biden is a man who also has heaped big sloppy gobs of praise upon McCain. I’ve witnessed this more times than I care to remember. Despite what we’ll hear from him on the campaign trail over the next few months, Joe Biden adores John McCain. I have serious problems with that.

Obama's VP pick to be announced any minute now....

Heading out to Monterey for the weekend... Until next week.

Sometimes being filthy rich is so tough, you can forget how many houses you own.

The glass jaw is begging to be shattered.

Expose the fraud.

McCain is not making a serious run. He is making a pathetic run -- definitely the worst campaign I’ve seen in my lifetime. The man demonstrates his senility and incompetence every time he mounts the stump. He is running for a third term of the worst president ever. He is a serial liar, a chronic panderer, and a constant flip-flopper. But Obama can’t go after the dangerous old fool on any of this stuff because McCain’s media guardians would just roast the shit out of him and effectively end his candidacy. Only Rethugs are allowed to play hardball.

I’m calling bullshit on the cross story.

Foreign policy is his specialty. He owns Obama on that shit. Just accept it.

My internet connection is all fucked up. I'm connected but I can only access a handful of sites. Fucking Microsoft bullshit.

And he wants to fuck your sister .

The man isn’t fit to manage a stamp collection.

Be good, or you might end up in of Cheney’s Dungeon.

Ben Stein

First the "cunt" thing and now this.

I wonder if Dick Cheney will chuckle about this in his luxurious retirement.

Let’s kick it off with this snappy exchange.

Could McCain's speaking style be more stiff, whiney, and uninspired? He sucks.