Friday, December 07, 2007

Happy Friday 

Dear Media:

Please spare me the bullshit about the Iran NIE "bombshell."

When it comes to BushCo, there are no bombshells. A bombshell implies that there will be consequences. Stop insulting my fucking intelligence.

No, this doesn’t mean I would prefer the media not report on the crimes of BushCo; I’m just sick of the game, which goes like this:

1. BushCo commits unquestionably impeachable offense.

2. Media reports on new "bombshell"

3. Said "bombshell" expires after standard two-day news cycle.

As the annoying assholes say, rinse, repeat.