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Friday, June 29, 2007

Happy Friday 


Dirty fucking hippies of the fetid fever swamp, Unite!.

// posted by Steve @ 9:44 AM
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Sunday, June 24, 2007

The Disease 




Read and weep for America’s failure to stop this.

// posted by Steve @ 4:21 PM
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Thursday, June 21, 2007

“Thank You, Right Wing Media Gods” 




Of course this lying piece of shit gets a free pass. He’s a Rethug.

// posted by Steve @ 9:06 AM
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Tuesday, June 19, 2007

BREAKING SMITHANTICS EXCLUSIVE: FRED THOMPSON CAPTURES WHITE HOUSE! 




That’s right, gang, I’m declaring Chris Matthews’ mancrush the winner of election 2008. Please join me in taking this default position, as it will help to slightly dull the pain and trauma when it becomes a reality. Cuz if you don’t think the American electorate is ignorant, shallow, and gullible enough to elect this Republican-Protector-Daddy, who smells of Aqua Velva and a faint hint of cigar smoke, I’ve got a free pass to go hunting with Dick Cheney to sell you.

// posted by Steve @ 10:46 AM
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Emailgate? Puhleeeze. 


We all know that checks and balances are fucking dead, so, no, I expect nothing to come of this. Guys, I am so fucking angry and disgusted about the complete failure of the American Experiment. These fucking criminals are never going face accountability. Bush, Cheney, et al will live out the rest of their lives in opulent luxury because no one had the sack (or the desire) to take them down.

Fuck this joke of a country.

And fuck you Democrats (Waxman, Conyers, and Kucinich excluded). Go to hell, you fucking miserable weaklings.

// posted by Steve @ 10:06 AM
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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Wants to Sleep with Fred Thompson 




Can there really be any doubt?

Matthews:
Can you smell the English leather on this guy, the Aqua Velva, the sort of mature man's shaving cream, or whatever, you know, after he shaved? Do you smell that sort of -- a little bit of cigar smoke? You know, whatever.
Uh, no Chris, I don’t.

// posted by Steve @ 2:21 PM
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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

The Cops 




Goin’ to see ‘em tonight.

// posted by Steve @ 8:56 AM
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Monday, June 11, 2007

Bumblin,’ Stumblin,’ Senile Clown 




Just go the fuck away, John.

// posted by Steve @ 5:10 PM
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Friday, June 08, 2007

Happy Friday 


Kevin Seconds & the Altruistics will debut this Sunday night at Old I.

Come on out if you can!

// posted by Steve @ 11:57 AM
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Wednesday, June 06, 2007

He doesn’t listen to anyone except the voices in his head, you dumbfucks 


This idiocy was published six months (i.e., one Friedman Unit) ago.

// posted by Steve @ 10:29 AM
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Monday, June 04, 2007

Fucktard 




Says Fucktard:
Secular progressives put themselves above all others. That philosophy says, "Me first, then I'll worry about you."
Dude, I think you accidentally read the definition of Republican asshole philosophy — except your definition has not been updated to remove the last five words.

Idiot.

// posted by Steve @ 3:17 PM
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