Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Happy Halloween
I’m having fun scaring my coworkers in my way cool Michael Myers costume.
Sunday, October 29, 2006
Repedophiles
|Friday, October 27, 2006
Pavlovian Idiocy
|Happy Friday
They're making me work today (the nerve), so I haven't even had time to scan the blogs and such. What's going on?
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Jungle Drums
|Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Darth Cheney
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Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Sing, Jack, Sing!
|Monday, October 23, 2006
Foley Schwag
|Saturday, October 21, 2006
Things That Make My Head Explode
Is there anything more ridiculous and infuriating than the knee-jerk contrarians? Undoubtedly there is, but good lord these people need to be slapped. Let’s get this straight: any “liberal” position that accommodates Joe Lieberman or Saint McCain is a complete joke. These people are not “serious” or “clever” or “subversive.” They are rock stupid.
And speaking of rock stupid, who is dumber: the media clowns who buy the kabuki dance, or the flabby-minded idiot “news” consumers who buy the media narrative that the kabuki dance is actually real? Answer: They’re both rock stupid. When does the spaceship arrive to take these depressing numbskulls away.
Friday, October 20, 2006
Happy Friday
You know what pisses off me to the point of homicidal rage?
It’s when you need to make a rightward lane change, and there’s ample room in the lane for you get in, but the fucking cocksucker in that lane, a car length or two back, accelerates to prevent you from making the lane change, simply because he or she is a selfish little asshole who doesn’t want to you to get in.
Fucking Republicans.
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Dumbass
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Clusterfuckistan
|Sunday, October 15, 2006
Rethuglican Grab Bag
Mehlman: slimy, deceitful worm in the People’s House. This is a villain straight out of a cheap political conspiracy novel.
Chris Wallace: neocon mouthpiece hack. Remember when eyebrows were raised that Fox had hired a liberal?
And could someone please lock up these psychopaths? Jeezus Christ on a crutch.
Friday, October 13, 2006
Happy Friday
Last night, Amy’s coworkers hosted a 30th birthday party for her. She and I were driven to a rather bland and windowless banquet room in a restaurant that neither of us had ever been to. It was kinda weird, but the food was decent, and we were having a nice time.
The pleasantness ended when a muscle-bound baby-huey-like “firefighter” with a siren and a boom-box entered the room and asked where the birthday girl was. Five minutes later, my appetite fully extinguished, I watched an oily male stripper in a thong dry hump my wife on the floor.
Joy.
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Four More Years (of Arnold)
Rethuglicans make up their own reality and only the left blogosphere notices or cares.
Ah, for those quaint old days when flat-out lies were recognized as flat-out lies.
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Not a Chance in Hell
What in the fuck were they thinking?
Regardless of whatever meltdown the Rethugs face in November, California remains in the hands of BushCo.
It’s a done deal.
This is a political disaster of mind-boggling proportions. The Democratic operation in California is cosmically inept. We're totally fucked.
The kinder, gentler, "bi-partisan" Arnold is going to swing hard right (again) just as soon as he crushes the weakling pictured above in the election.
Thanks a lot you fucking idiots!
Grraaaaarrrghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Sunday, October 08, 2006
Are these Miserable Fucks out of the Woods Again?
In my cynical judgment, Foleygate appears to be drying up. Amazingly (and I ask you to frame this in the Clinton-era Republican mode of moral outrage and personal accountability) it looks like Hastert is gonna make it out of this pedophilia scandal (!) alive and pretty much intact to continue his management of the cesspool of graft and depravity that is the Rethuglican-run House.* Boner and the other scumsucking liars are squeaking through as well.
But others would have us believe that this sucker still has legs. We’ll see what the week brings.
And what about Condi’s impeachable lies?!! Is that into the ether already?
I really think I’m going to blow a vessel if it is.
* I know, I know, the elections are coming in just a few weeks, and the mighty Democrats, led by the fearless Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, are going to recapture the House – and maybe the Senate – and vigorously investigate and prosecute BushCo. Yesirie.
Hey, I spent a few minutes catching up on my Fried Wire. You should too.
Friday, October 06, 2006
Happy Friday
Keith’s Special Comment last night left me and the missus in total awe. If you don’t have the time to watch it at work, please do make sure to check it out when you can. It was absolutely brilliant.
Thursday, October 05, 2006
“Fat Denny” in Hiding
Have I mentioned how much I am loving this?
Personally, I don’t believe that “Heavy D” will give the gift of resignation, but I could be way off the mark on that. If he makes it through tomorrow, I think he survives this thing, and that’s not necessarily a bad thing.
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Allow me to Make your Head Explode
|Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Every Sleezbag for Himself
|Monday, October 02, 2006
Glorious Monday
