Thursday, May 05, 2005
Distraction D'Jour

No, not a swarthy terrorist mastermind captured in BushCo's War on Terror.
This former American Idol contestant alleges that he had a steamy affair with Idol judge Paula Abdul. He’s going to release a tell-all book.
I know this because I watched what was dominating the headlines on cable “news” this morning. No, I am not kidding.
Shhhhhhh….