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Thursday, March 03, 2005

My Ribbon Makes the Truth Go Away 




Yesterday I saw a moron wearing a t-shirt with one of those idiotic yellow ribbons that read:

“Support the Troops with Prayer”

Yes, by all means, be a dumb herd animal. Suck up that Kool-Aid. It’s much easier that way

Display your talisman against the reality that a gang of the most amoral war-profiteering swine this country has ever known has lied your beloved dirt-poor troops into a bloody, cosmically expensive, and wholly unnecessary quagmire with no end in sight, so Halliburton, Boeing, and Lockheed can reap maximum fortune.

Oh, and while your at it, absolve yourself of all personal responsibility by calling upon The Great Cloud Being to watch over the soldiers—and your pathetic, Bush-suckling, stupid ass.

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