SmithAntics

Read this post to the tune of the Twilight Zone, which should be the theme song for every American corporate news broadcast--especially today.

Oh my god, it's really baaaaad.

But credit where credit is due.

The media poodles are outdoing themselves today, bless their whoring, Orwellian hearts.

On bended knee Wolf Blitzer took Karl Rove's member into his mouth, suckled, and regurgitated the Master's message.

Today I heard no fewer than three times the sham elections in Halliburtonistan compared to…

Oh God, this is rich…

Wait for it...

“1776”

Weeeeeeee!

Scratch the Twilight Zone theme. Change that tune to Yankee Doodle Dandy.

Yes, the shameless clown hacks on CNN and MSGOP (no, I’m not masochistic enough to turn on FOX) are positively gushing over this “Historic Day.”

And let me be totally blunt.

If you believe in any way, shape, or form that…

What happened in Iraq over the past couple of days had anything to do with democracy…

That Iraqis are on the road to self-governance and control over their country's resources (i.e., their oil)...

That anything less than a U.S. puppet regime will be permitted in Baghdad…

That this entire misadventure was not waged strictly for the benefit of BushCo-connected weapons, oil, and construction contractors and neocon zionist lunatics...

That anything — ANYTHING — BushCo touches (including the Iraqi “elections”) is not 100 percent poison…

You have strayed too close to the Kool-Aid wagon. Step away immediately.

But I know you, Smithantics reader, are not so gullible as to believe that something good has just happened in Iraq.

You are not taken in by pretty pictures.

You are impervious to Psy-ops.

You know better.

Bless you.