Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Ashcroft’s Evil Trained Lizard

He’s the next contestant in the Department of Fatherland Security sweepstakes.
And he’s a vicious little scumbag.
He’ll fit right in with the other blood-drinkers—Cheney, Rummy, and Gonzo.
Um, could we have the street thug back? At least he made me laugh.
Now I'm just scared.