SmithAntics

What? You didn’t get your fill of needless death, torture, and lies the first time around?

Can't get enough of those Republican values?

I am speechless.

Wait, no I'm not.

This country continues its spiral down the toilet, and I can remain blog silent no longer.

I think what finally brought me back was the slew of newly adhered “W” bumper stickers I’m seeing everywhere on gas-sucking trophy trucks in which the braindead are carting their idiotic selves. Seriously, I believe there’s actually more Bush vehicle signage in circulation now than there was before the election!

Yes, that’s encouraging.

Now that the lying fake cowboy asshole has secured a second term, the imbeciles have decided that it's safe—and way freakin’cool— to go public with their support for him. Man, I can’t think of anything more emblematic of the sickening herd-think of Bush America. It’s kind of like getting a t-shirt with a picture of the devious asshole that wins “Survivor,” or buying the CD collection of lowest-common-denominator crap released by the victor of “American Idol.”

Oh, but wait!

Now we’re hearing that Bush’s approval ratings are sinking, and the war in Iraq is becoming increasingly unpopular. A growing number of Republicans appear to be having buyer’s remorse.

We’ll sure.... yeah, I can understand this.

After all, it wasn’t really clear BEFORE the election that both the war on Iraq and the Bush presidency were complete and utter frauds. Hell, no! Back then he was still the badass sheriff, kickin’ terrorist ass and fixin’ up the economy.

C’mon, off their backs; they didn’t know.

These are the same mental giants that "weren't comfortable with the direction the country was going” under Bush, but "voted for him anyway."

Yes, this putrid hunk of feces on my plate will probably make me violently ill, but I’m going to eat it anyway.

Christ, we are SURROUNDED by Bush morons. HELP!

Well, at least the “liberal media” are doing their usual bang-up job of holding BushCo’s feet to the fire. Sure, performing Pravda-esque feats of Pentagon stenography and peddling the White House lie that social security is going belly-up next week is just what I expect out of the fourth estate.

Yes, CNN, by all means do continue to perform fellatio on the fake president. You're doing a splendid job.

So, I’m back. I’m totally horrified and pissed off. And I don’t care about being overly clever or nuanced or—as is now clear— watching my language. I invite you once again to share in my pain as we await the day that the spell is broken and the Bush bastards do the perp walk in shackles.

Dare to dream.