Wednesday, September 29, 2004
The Badass Sheriff
To hordes of unthinking, gullible, ignorant imbeciles, Bush is the badass sheriff of America.
That's why they're voting for him.
He's not the drunken, sniveling, privileged frat boy sissy who ducked military service while his opponent--that patrician liberal wuss, John Kerry--was driving an aluminum can up the Mekong River.
He's not Dick Cheney's "Top Gun" dress-up sock-puppet.
He's not the greatest fraud ever perpetrated on this country.
No, he's the badass sheriff, and he's gonna protect all those "security moms" from the terrorists.
Idiots.
