Wednesday, June 30, 2004
My Ass
Yeah, I’m sure this is exactly how it went down.
Condi informed Codpiece of Iraq’s “sovereignty” via Post-It note, on which our Great Leader scribbled “Let Freedom Reign!”
How very Bruckheimer.
Cue ominous-sounding music….
"Mr. President...Iraq is sovereign."
Give me a fucking break. I am not a god damn twelve-year-old.