SmithAntics

“Our press is constantly fed bullshit by Republican sources, and they keep coming back for more seeing it as acceptable practice.”

---Atrios of Eschaton

Select Gallery of Clowns

Judy Woodruff – "Liberal" CNN –Shameless Bushbot


Howard Fineman – MSGOP – White House Foot Soldier


Brit Hume – FOX – Um, he works for FOX


Kelli Arena – “Commie” CNN – Has a direct line to al Qaeda



I could go on an on. And it’s getting worse everyday.

Here are some things I've learned on the "news" in the past few days:

“The U.S. will be granting full sovereignty to Iraq on June 30.”

“There’s no real difference between Bush and Kerry, so why change horses?”

“It’s going to be a close race.” (Jedi mind trick)

“Americans on the whole respect Bush for his decisiveness and straight talk.”

“Americans give Bush high marks on his handling of the war on terror.”

Kerry is the only politician in history who has ever changed positions on issues. He is a flip-flopper.”

“Bush is not a flip-flopper.”

“Kerry doesn’t really know who he is.” (see Al Gore 2000)

“Al Gore is now a radical leftist—as evidenced by his recent trips to France, the beard he grew a few months back, and his support for Marxist revolutionary and screaming lunatic, Howard Dean.”

"We're fighting al Qaeda in Iraq"

“Al Qaeda believes it has a better chance of winning in Iraq if John Kerry is in the White House.”

“The economy is booming again.”

“The Tooth Fairy is real”

“Up is down.”

“Down is up.”

“Dick Cheney is not the Antichrist.”