Monday, May 03, 2004
Liberal Media Weekend
In case you missed what’s passing itself off as news this weekend, allow me to recap for you. It’ll only take a second.
Flip-flopping patrician Washington insider and presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, John Kerry, who really doesn’t know who he is,* fell off his bike on Sunday, an incident viewed by many as a metaphor for his hopeless campaign against our beloved Wartime President.
That’s the liberal CNN version. You’ll have to tune into the No-Spin Zone at FOX for new developments.
*see Al Gore election 2000 GOP-sponsored media spin template.