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By popular request (okay, Steve Fisch asked me to post these), and at the risk of offending, allow me to present to you the Scott Underhill (funniest guy I know) list of Iraqi fast food items. Please address your comments, suggestions, and patriotically inspired death threats to Scott. I’m just the messenger.

The Sunni Sunrise breakfast sandwich

Baghdad Weinerschnitzel's new Shiite Dog w/ Insurgent sauce!

The new Charbroiled Fallujah melt combo with zesty Tikrit fries!

Karbala's Jr. Charbroiled Rooster Salad!

Baghdad McDonalds New Big Moq hamburger w/ melted Tangy Fedayeen cheese

KFC - Karbala Fried Chicken - 7 locations throughout central and southern Baghdad complete with Bombed out Fallujah playland including "the Hanging Bridge" - fun for the whole regime!

McSaddam's Happy meal w/your choice of Fedayeen action figures or mini chemical weapons kit

WMcD's over 10 million hidden

Jack in the Mosque

Cleric in the Box

Nasariyah Nachos w/ Sadr sauce

Popeyatolla's Fried Chicken w/ 5 locations in and around Eastern Baghdad featuring the New Condoleeza Fried Rice bowl w/ a side of hamhocks and your choice of tangy Mosul or zesty Ranch Insurgence sauce -- Starts Thursday!

The new $6 Dinar Burger at Karbala's Jr. - if it doesn't blow up all over the place it doesn't belong in your face!

McSaddam's 9 piece Kurd McNuggets with your choice of Uday or Qday sauce - and for limited time only get the Kurd McNuggets Coalition combo, including spicy Kirkuk fries a regular size Amonium Nitrate drink with Uranium yellow cake dessert pie and receive a free Donald Rumsfeld action figure with Karate chop action!

Bonus (with credit to Thimi Saites)

Haliburton's Pizza featuring our signature special "The Big Cheney!" And for limited time only order our "Bunker Buster" special: 2 Big Cheney's a side of Salsa Pork Rinds and a liter bottle of Five Alive for limited time only!