Friday, February 29, 2008
Happy Friday
Slammed here at work. Ughh...
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Get on with It
Enough of the Obama-Hillary soap opera.
Hillary: You’re losing, you’re bitter, and you need to get out of the way so future president Obama can start taking down Granpappy McBush.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Bust
|Monday, February 25, 2008
Here We Fuckin’ Go
|Saturday, February 23, 2008
Osama
Grab your blood-pressure meds, booze, bong, horse tranquilizers -- whatever -- because if Obama gets the nomination, we’re going to see just how deeply racist this country still is. I am preparing myself for the very real possibility that I will unload eight years of pent-up, Bush-induced hate and aggression on the first asshole that utters even of hint of this foul shit. I'm pretty much fantasizing about it.
(See "Going Forward" if the link doesn't line up)
Friday, February 22, 2008
Happy Friday
Like me, Fried Wire has McCain on the brain, except his posts consist of deeper McCain analysis than my brief and crude potshots.
Saddle up for the next several months of McCain bashing. I have no doubt it’s going to be both hilarious and infuriating.
Thursday, February 21, 2008
McCain’s Cock
People are talking about it. Eeeew.
That’s all I have time for today, but there’s plenty of fun stuff happening on the blogs, including the media whores circling the wagons around Saint McCain.
What a fucking joke.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Saint Fucking McCain
While I’d like to believe McCain’s proclivity for being a hotheaded asshole would be a liability, I think the opposite is true. McCain’s assholery feeds the narrative of the straight-shootin’ maverick …. at least we know where he stands….you could have a beer with him….blah fucking blah.
Now of course, if Hillary told someone to fuck off....
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Keyboard Kommandos of the 105th Chairborne
|Friday, February 15, 2008
Happy Friday
|Thursday, February 14, 2008
Rape
|Monday, February 11, 2008
Dumbfucks
Sorry to be so fixated on McCain, but a question occurs to me. What’s with all the wingnut hate for the guy? He’s taken some semi-human positions on taxes, climate change, and campaign finance? He’s not foaming-at-the-mouth racist enough? Good fucking grief, the guy is a hardcore Bushist, bomb-the-brown-hordes-into-oblivion, anti-choice nutjob.
No matter, the fat, lying drug addict has issued the meme and the stupid fucking herd animals are now mooing in unison about McCain the liberal.
Jeezus, these people are fucking idiots.
Saturday, February 09, 2008
Saint McCain
|Friday, February 08, 2008
Happy Friday
"Independent" voters are simply unregistered Rethugs. These are McCain people.
Oh, and spare me the bullshit that the conservative movement is seriously fractured, and these divisions will threaten united wingnut electoral muscle in the general election. Mark my words: The Rethugs and "independents" will fall in line behind Saint McCain -- Slayer of Terrorists and their Democratic Appeasers.
Yes, I’m a pessimistic bitch these days, and it’s only going to get worse as Saint McCain reaches Security Deity status over the coming months – with a healthy assist from the corporate media.
The Mighty Rovian Wurlitzer isn't even warmed up yet.
Thursday, February 07, 2008
Where Assholes are Always Welcome
I have another coworker (a winger) who likes to deflect my criticisms of the right with the patent intellectual dishonesty that liberals do all the same things that I accuse Rethugs of doing. You’ve heard this shit all before: Clinton lied about a blowjob, so all Democrats are corrupt. Al Sharpton (who apparently represents of every black person in the country) once said something racist, so liberals are racist too.
What a crock of shit.
It's pretty fucking simple.
In which party do racism, homophobia, and misogyny have a home, and in which party are they rejected?
One which side of the political spectrum does hate live?
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
Fuck!
So yesterday my coworker and I were discussing the relative strengths and weaknesses of Obama and Hillary when another coworker (whom we both really like) informs us -- in hushed tones -- that "Obama is a friend to Osama bin Laden."
Come again?
Our jaws dropped when we determined that she was not joking and actually believed this shit.
She’s one of millions.
Braindead, racist, Republican assholes.
Monday, February 04, 2008
Zingers for the Wilfred Brimley Generation
My morning coffee and cereal was accompanied by a stern scolding from old man McCain, who was very angry about the corporate tax rate (it's too high). I should have hung in there for a while, cuz he really yucked it up toward the end of the speech.
