Monday, February 27, 2006
Butt-Licker
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Sunday, February 26, 2006
Boot-Licker
This is an actual fear of mine.
I’m going to be at some family or public gathering, and someone is going to speak of John McCain in positive terms.
They’re gonna speak about the fantasy McCain.
They're gonna say he should be president.
And then I’m going to do something very embarrassing.
Friday, February 24, 2006
Happy Friday
Another work week concludes. Another week of survival for a Kevlar-coated criminal presidency. It’s enough to drive a guy batshit-crazy mad.
Have a good weekend.
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Perpetual Prelude to Civil War
On CNN this morning (AKA the Donald-Martha Feud Network), the little scroll at the bottom of the screen posed the question: “Iraq: On the Verge of Civil War?”
Something tells me that when the streets of Baghdad are rivers of blood, the cable whores will still be asking this question.
Because for BushCo, it’s much better for Iraq to be "on the verge" of civil war than actually in one. So, of course, the media whores will dutifully push the narrative.
It's what they do.
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Captain Clusterfuck
Democracy sure is an untidy affair.
Remember when the “intellectual architects” of the war told us we’d be out of Iraq four months after the invasion?
Worst. Fucking. President. Ever.
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
A Gift
|Ringer Journalist
This post by Josh Marshall on Cheneygate and BushCo’s bungling and deceitful handling of it is worth a read, but what really struck me was Marshall’s matter-of-fact characterization of FOX “News” anchor Brit Hume as a “ringer journalist.” That is precisely what Hume is.
We have bona-fide ringer journalists at the highest levels of the mainstream news media.
I had almost become numb to that fact.
Anyway, here’s the clip:
All available evidence suggests that the Mr. Cheney is a man of deep moral cowardice. Makes a mistake and shoots his friend; blames the friend. Only he won't do it directly. So he gets underlings to do it for him. Forced to speak out publicly, he appears before a ringer-journalist guaranteed not to press uncomfortable questions.Yeah, but he’s really big with the macho-Rethuglican-asshole set.
It's all of a piece with the man's record. He's afraid of accountability. That's why he's such a fan of self-protecting secrecy. That's why he's big on smearing government whistle-blowers. It's really just two sides of the same coin. He's afraid of accountability. It's the same reason why he's such a notorious prevaricator -- lies to avoid accountability.
These are all the hallmarks of a moral coward.
It’s Okay if You are a Republican...
|Monday, February 20, 2006
Rhode Island Says “Chimpeach!”
It looks like Smithantics wayward son, Dr. Strasser, has been busy in his new home!
Here’s hoping for a domino effect.
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Out Until Next Week
I'll be in Palm Springs visiting my mom and mingling with ancient prune-faced Rethugs.
Back on Monday.
Even Codpiece May Have Been in the Dark about Cheney's Shooting Spree
Then again, he lives in perpetual darkness.
Slammed today, so posting will be minimal. Here’s something good to chew on, though.
I do realize that “Fuddgate” pales in significance to the real issues, but this debacle is shining a continuous floodlight of negativity on the White House, and that’s a good thing.
Update: Are my eyes deceiving me? Best headline ever.
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
200 BBs
|So Much for the "Peppering"
I guess he’s no longer sitting up, alert, and joking around.
Then again, he brought this on himself.
And anyway, it was just a stupid pellet gun.
Update: If you want to laugh your ass off, scroll through these comments from Atrios’ blog.
Monday, February 13, 2006
Spray
|"Duck" Cheney
Just saw that on the blogosphere. Almost showered my monitor with Dr. Pepper.
Do you think it means "duck" as in "duck hunt" or "Duck! Cheney has a rifle!"
Either way, it's beautiful.
Update: Just saw another one: "Cheneyquiddic"
Haaaah!!!!
Fishy
|Something Rotten in Texas
Surprise! There are credible suspicions of a coverup regarding Cheney’s shooting spree.
Oh, and these guys are sadistic bastards.
Evil resides in the White House. Plain and simple.
Sunday, February 12, 2006
Chickenhawk Cheney Busts his War Cherry
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Thursday, February 09, 2006
Back on Monday
'til then....
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Boner’s Basement
|Fucktard Nation
There is no CIA leak scandal.
There is no Abramoff scandal.
There is no NSA domestic spying scandal.
There is only the Britney Baby Uproar.
Suck on it.
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
WTF?
|McCain/Frist ‘09
If the clueless, spineless, useless Dems have anything to do with it….
If I had something positive to post, I’d post it, guys.
Massachusetts Murder Mystery
The voyeuristic trash that is being passed off as hard news leads America off the scent of domestic spying hearings that are a sham anyway.
America: Fuck Yeah!
Monday, February 06, 2006
The "Good Republican"
The fuzzy-wuzzy Repubwican that hordes of Democrats would vote for President because they've bought the bulshit "fantasy McCain."
(Of course, I’ll use any excuse to post the picture of McClown embracing the Codpiece-in-Chief.)
Boner Boy
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Pretend Government
|The Answer
Well, it appears that the negativity and anger expressed here is annoying those of you who think there should be more solutions-oriented content on the blog. My response is this:
Let’s all put our heads together and devise a potion that turns total dumbfucks into smart people.
Friday, February 03, 2006
The Weeble Presidency
Sheeple-powered.
The Kevlar Presidency
Will anything stick these people?
Anything?
Thursday, February 02, 2006
“E-Mail Archiving Problem”
|Wednesday, February 01, 2006
So...
When does the Abramoff "scandal" actually become a scandal?
Where are the Bush-Abramoff photos?
WTF?
Tired of this fucking shell game.
